Mobile Share Trader

The world's first 'white-label mobile share trading platform' has just been launched.
How do I know that it is the world's first? Truth be told - I don't, I'm guessing.
Googling did not throw up any other white label m - share trading application.

Have a look at the Mobile Share Trader site


Wouldn't it be a good idea to have a website which just offers trading on blue chip
companies from a mobile phone?

Call the police - a status is born Nomobility

A word is born NOMOBILITY, a lighter state of being is on the horizon
- nomobility.
I could hyphenate it, nomo-bility. Do with it what you like. It flirts
lightly with the word nobility and describes a person who is pleased and
proud NOT to be seen with a mobile phone. A free-thinker perhaps?

It started one evening when I decided to visit my new neighbour and family
and we had such a great time that I didn't notice the time passing. When I
got home at 11:45my partner had called the police and weeks later I am
still listed as a missing person . It's oddly amusing.

Nevertheless I now walk the streets of my London neighbourhood without a
mobile phone and I feel lighter enobled even (enomobiled).

Let it roll of your tongue, say "at last I am nomobiled".

Nomosexuality

And there I was thinking I am funny. In my previous blog
today I mentioned the similiarities between the new
buzzword Nomophobia and Homophobia and cracked half a
joke about nomosexuality thinking I was the first person
to use it.

Well I just googled the word and it turns out that nomosexuality
describes people who don't have any need for the base physicality
the rest of us quite likes to indulge in.

Nomophobia and living as a No-Mo

A friend of mine works for the Post Office UK, and he told me
how the latest buzzword 'Nomophobia' came to enter the virtual ether.

Patrick O'Neill the clearly very creative 'Head of Communications'
at the Post Office came up with this term just one week ago, and
already Google is showing 80.000 links to different sites picking it up,
and guaranteeing it a secure space in our lingo 2008.


Nomo-phobia, stands for 'no mobile - phobia', the fear of not having
access to your mobile phone or being cut off for one reason or another
from your network.

The play on letters with the word homophobia are quite amusing.
Nomophobic as an adverb works, if we decouple it from the word
'phobia' we are looking at a 'No-mo' a person without a mobile phone,
a species which will cease to exist if we don't take make sure that
we continue tolerating it's existence amongst us.

What about no-mo-sexuals? Now I'm getting lost.

Wow so many things have happened since the last time I blogged.
I have gotten myself a Nokia N95 and have decided that there is
absolutely no need to buy a digital camera any longer.

The camera on the N95 is outstanding. I hear that Nokia is about
to release a new version of the N95 with 8BG internal memory.
This is unbelievable.

I have transferred all my favourite programs onto the Nokia 95 such
as Kryptext, 10ptext and Blitzplanet and a mobile phone payment
and voting method which makes the efforts of Felica look childish.

Take the 159 bus into London!

Last week I got on the 159 bus into London.
You've probably seen those pretty red busses on TV.

When I got on, I decided to go up to the top floor.
A few people were already sitting there, another
few came up with me. There were only about 10
people sitting there.

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As one does when there aren't other people obstacling
seats, I distributed myself over a couple of seats.

As soon as I sat down a skinny shortish guy, with gelled, spiky
dark hair, sitting on the other side of
the aisle picks up his cell phone and starts yapping.
He was gay, which obviously doesn't matter, it was just
immediately obvious that he was the skinny, bitchy sort
no one really likes, but everyone is scared of.

I am nosy, and if I am honest, I wouldn't mind
having ear extensions so that I could pull out my ears at
will and place them just in front of somebodys mouth.
A 4-5 meters extension would be just fine.
In short, I wouldn't have minded listening to a funny bitchy
conversation to brighten up my journey. But what a dissapointment,
it turns out he is just the half-baked variant of a bitchy man,
his mode of behaviour is just being perpetually
petulant. Yet still, credit to anyone who can report his whereabouts
whilst pouting.

As soon as he hung up, he dialled another number and
started a brand new equally boring yet very loud conversation.

Within a minute 6 out of 10 people had their phones out and
were letting things hang out on their phones. My ears started
spinning at that point.

I was really taken aback by this sudden volume increase.
I am not used to that, as I rarely travel on public transport.
I had heard and read about it though.
I turned around looking every phone conversationalist in the
eye and doing my disbelieving, mocking über-citizen
bit, which didn't work one bit by the way.

Next thing, my phone rings and I am suddenly the one
saying: "I'm on the bus ...."

I am getting to my point, slowly but surely.

The solution to unwanted public noise increase due to
phone use is a mobile phone jammer, I thought.
Wouldn't you love it?

What I am really interested in, are small handheld
phone jammers. Let me know if you have any on
offer, I know already around 20 people who are
ready to pay for such a tool. I am happy to resell
them.
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How to change a lazy persons life in 5 minutes

My oh my, I found a great site that wants you
to play with it all day long.

If you can squeeze 5 minutes into your lunch
hour, do exactly as I say.

Don't click on the Zlio link yet -
wait until I've told you what it's all about.

These Zlio people reckon we're all greedy and
in for an easy ride to make LOADSAMONEY.
And you know what, they've seen straight
to the bottom of my soul.

Zlio lets you setup shop in literally 5 minutes.
It is not a run of the mill e-commerce cart where
you've got to fiddle around for a day or two to
make it work. Zlio is for real amateur affiliates,
it is for real life idiots.

As I am interested in mobile phone software
I have geared my Zlio shop towards these type
of toys. You can see a product I chose for my
shop when you look below the title of my blog.

As a Zlio shopkeeper, I have access to an
abundance of retailers who want me as their
reseller.
A short list of retailers:
Skype, Sony, Apple Amazon.

I have obviously not sold anything yet from
my Zlio shop site, as I set up shop 5 minutes ago.
I therefore don't know how reliable they are with regards to
outpayment to their affiliates.

But I hear that they are going around hat in
hand and are about to get $3.5 million from
some venture Capital company.

Click here to have a look at Zlio and then
sign up.